About Me
Greetings and salutations!
 
Writer
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| Onyx Towers at work | 
My life story? Not much to know.
I
 was dumped into an orphanage at birth with absolutely no name on the 
certificate. So I started life as a 'blank'; an unrefined product. 
Pretty poetic, huh? Anyhoo, 6 months later, a nice couple adopt me and we live life simply, on an island in the sunny Carribean. 6 years later, we move to New York, where I have spent the majority of my life. 
Got my bachelor's diploma in industrial design there. My obnoxious friend used to call this 'baby architecture', haha.
Endured a variety of life humbling, ego destroying, and wallet crippling events occur over the years. 
Held a variety of jobs out of need and not want, such as:
poetry translator
 
design assistant
 
maid
 
portrait photographer
 
demolition & maintenance
 
shipping manager
 
customer service
 
movie extra
 
production assistance
 
special effects makeup artist
 
book keeper
 
office admin
 
store clerk
 
wood shop tech
 
human resources (brief stint)
 
 hair stylist 
 
 And those are just the ones off the top of my head. 
Some
 of these gigs had the potential to excel at, but my heart just wasn't 
into it. I do remember daydreaming at every job I had, and kept thinking
 how the stories I weaved in my head would make great movies. This, 
while I was helping to lay down gaffing tape on the set of an independed
 film. I've always gotten yelled at for this drifting off into space, 
and realized that there is no job I can hold where I cannot shut off the
 daydreaming, be it for practical or professional reasons. It occured to
 me that many years ago, a teacher in middle school once told my parents
 that this daydreaming that I do would follow me into every corner of my
 life. 
How right she was!
So
 I decided to make it into reality. Enough is enough! It's easier now 
more than ever to make books from the juices of the creative leaky 
spigot in my head, and I am taking full advantage.
That's where self-publishing comes in...
At
 current count (and since the inception of this site) I now have 27 
books on the back burner, some of which are series. I use this blog as a
 means to document my trials and tribulations into the foray of the 
competitive publishing world. 
I will try services and software, and write about it. 
I
 will find the most useful info and write about it. No need to scour the
 whole internet if I can bring you the best resources right here in my 
blog.
And
 if you're reading this, you're clearly my competition. To which I say, 
game on suckas! I look forward to reading your material as well!
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Thanks for listening! 
Behold! A graceful picture of my dog wearing a necktie:
